I guess a upcoming sneak peek into a slide from one of my upcoming talks, but I cannot ever look at a Sankey diagram the same way after that one blog post
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Hope you never notice the outages I cause. Knows where the RFC2616 bodies are buried. recurse.com SP'2 18 / "The bgp.tools guy"
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in your client
The famous mental health dumpster
Went out and saw squirrels again, including one that always had this funny aggressive "come take me on" pose
the bird, it spherical
I know that January 19th 2038 is going to be super interesting and all, but did you know that DVB (the TV stuff) wont blow up? It uses a slightly different timestamp (that is pretty miserable to parse as it turns out), so it can last a whole few more months past the end of the world, DVB will keep ticking along (at least in it's TOT and TDT packets) until May 22nd 2038
Mildly interesting! Chinese graffiti spotted in London Canary Wharf! (with a attempted google lens translation, no idea if it's any good)
Gee, I wonder how the network card for this printer works...
Stepped outside of my flat to instantly find a Google street view car, neat! Time to set a calendar reminder for 3 months time to see if I made the final cut
BuyPass "Go", a free ACME TLS Cert operator is shutting down their free operation As far as I understand it, this puts number of EU based ACME operators back down to 0
There are several factors that together make it no longer commercially viable for Buypass to continue services related to TLS/SSL Certificates
Also hello, I can highly recommend against food poisoning, I have managed to live 20+ years without "proper" food poisoning until this week and w o w
.OH: oh wait, no I am not trying to send you files here, I am trying to give you access to my satellites
The unholy variation of club mate has arrived
Yeah the servers definitely have it better than I do this time of year, their home is far nicer than my home in terms of conditions, at least in the cold isle
GitHub CEO: "Either you have to embrace the Al, or you get out of your career" Well, Look who's immediate career has gotten rid of them!
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reposted 08 Aug 2025 19:01 +0000
original: rfceditor@mastodon.online
Man, this new assistant sucks. Doesn't even know how to use JunOS that well, just keeps biting me instead
I wonder what the lore is behind this weird copyright year listing on *BSD's boot sequence Like I am sure there is a "good" reason why this isnt just
Copyright (c) 1979, 1980, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994
The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.
Copyright (c) 1979 - 1994
The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.
Airbags are an "amusing" demo of a product that undeniably saves lives, but also have become so toxic to make (and hold the liability of them for 5/10/20 years) that it's very questionable if it's worth making them from a manufacturing point of view. Like would would want to produce bits of explosive chemistry that has a wide deployment and liability for decades?
Forget looking at the weather forecasts, you can simply tell if it's really windy in the UK by looking at the power grid and the price of energy. It is currently very windy in Scotland
benjojo
reposted 04 Aug 2025 08:05 +0000
original: olivvybee@anarres.family
Quite surprised (In a positive way?) that the default when you are adding a new domain to cloudflare is to block/drop AI scrapers, and that the options take up as much room as the most foundational questions "where are the DNS records going to come from?" Sort of a indicator on the side of the AI companies that all of this is unsustainable if the publishers of actual content hate/discriminate against them this much
Cortisol generating machine
Hmm. Ofcom (the UK regulator for communications) has announced initial investigations on a handful of companies and their sites that are not obeying new ID requirements for porn as part of the Online Safety Act: But amusingly by doing this, they are naming a bunch of web sites that do not verify their users ID in order to view porn, how convenient! I'm not quite sure how they're planning to prosecutor some of these especially given that one of them ( Trendio Ltd ) is a dissolved company in the UK register, and the only known director is based in Morocco. I guess this is a prelude to court ordered blockings...
In case any followers were procrastinating or mulling it over, the RIPE 91 CFP closes tomorrow
benjojo
reposted 27 Jul 2025 10:27 +0000
original: scarlet@chaos.social
mate I don't even know
You ever look at a company that manages quite a lot of a assets and think, "hmm, maybe you shouldn't hold my assets actually"
Man, Jumping into the ETSI world is like a completely different parallel universe to the network space. God bless the people who wrote the ETSI decoders/dissectors for wireshark, This is making my day _significantly_ better thanks to it being able to swallow suspect MPEG-TS files and spit out "packets" I guess when you are a wireshark, everything looks like a packet stream
Formula E near where I live again, so I walked over for some opportunistic pictures:
"Motherboard vendors don't mess up your pcie slot alignment" challenge (impossible) 2nd time I've done something like this, always uncomfortable
Entering my "nullroute youtube.com" arc again (last one was when I was in NY and ended up doing 1 blog post every week...), It's such a subtle time parasite that I can easily piss away a entire half day to
Since I am dumping photos here anyway, here are some misc photos from the drive from the UK to Bornhack, including a small detour via one of Germany's biggest holes ( At 1/3 of it's dedicated visitor areas )
May have had one of the best sleeps in the last 10 years post #bornhack Perhaps surviving 8 days on ClubMate is not the best strategy, but hey it was a lot of fun!!
benjojo
reposted 22 Jul 2025 11:58 +0000
original: sam@gts.bodged.systems
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx27w1dwe9o Today I learned that Gucci make pet collars, and Bugatti make kettles.
funding a lavish lifestyle which included Gucci designer goods bought for her cat and a £192 Bugatti kettle.
Grasshopper friend detected
TIL Clubmate now comes in cans in the size of the smaller bottles!
benjojo
reposted 13 Jul 2025 13:04 +0000
original: mattround@crispsandwi.ch
Idea: set up an online forum, but to comply with the Online Safety Act and verify age, new UK users have to go to a pub & buy you a drink to get access
While walking in a park on Sunday I got caught up in a pretty intense rain storm, after the rain settled (I was hiding under a tree) I spotted someone else who didn't quite have the same luxury as I did
The latest Google pixel phone update added some AI stuff that doesn't work with my nerfed Google account, and seemingly broke the punishingly low EU decibel limits for headphones (genuine yay). So it's impossible to say if it's bad or not
benjojo
reposted 04 Jul 2025 11:44 +0000
original: codepo8@toot.cafe
If you send your AI notetaker to a meeting I invited you to instead of you, you will not be invited again. You obviously only want an email anyways…
Pretty sure I'm getting more "rewards" out of the EC261 (flight cancellation compensation scheme) than any of the airline reward programs
UK Heatwave over, watching the temps crash back down to livable values, maybe I will get something actually done tomorrow
Happy Discord 100 (according to their deb's) for those who "celebrate" every week
Ok yeah, Red squirrels are far more cute than grey squirrels. I mean look at this thing
Drama at the duck pond!
Ah yes, when that friend who you have not spoken to for a while gets in touch