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Hope you never notice the outages I cause. Knows where the RFC2616 bodies are buried. recurse.com SP'2 18 / "The bgp.tools guy"

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benjojo posted 23 Apr 2025 15:38 +0000

Trying to bring up a box without any BaseT ports, went into the spare optics box, picked something that looks vaguely 10G SFP+ stuck it in the workstation and uh, dmesg was not happy

System basically said

this optic is ass, interface terminated

no seriously, even reloading the driver wont bring that port back >:(

ixgbe 0000:c1:00.0: failed to initialize because an unsupported SFP+ module type was detected  / removed PHC on enp193s0f0 ixgbe 0000:c1:00.0: failed to initialize because an unsupported SFP+ module type was detected  / removed PHC on enp193s0f0

benjojo posted 23 Apr 2025 14:12 +0000

A Lot of Questions Already Answered By the Company Name

UK companies house screenshot Previous company names: NOT MONEY LAUNDERING LTD

benjojo posted 21 Apr 2025 09:06 +0000

So, I'm not saying there's a coincidence here but... there is a little bit of one right?

A screenshot of Liz trust meeting the Queen for which she died one day after, a screenshot of a guardian article as the Pope met JD Vance, the Pope then died one day after this A screenshot of Liz trust meeting the Queen for which she died one day after, a screenshot of a guardian article as the Pope met JD Vance, the Pope then died one day after this

benjojo posted 19 Apr 2025 15:02 +0000

root@blah:~# sensors
...

power_meter-acpi-0
Adapter: ACPI interface
power1:        4.29 MW (interval = 300.00 s)

Hmm yeah, Thanks HP, I am sure that the thing under my desk is 0.015% of the total grid consumption in the UK...

benjojo posted 18 Apr 2025 20:03 +0000

I mean weird place to put the databases, but sure I guess

A pciture of a train platform, and a small techical building between the two platforms, there are three white boxs attached to the wall, both outside ones are named "AWS DB"

benjojo posted 16 Apr 2025 11:29 +0000

Flying panda trying to get the last bit out of this lavender plant

A bumble bee on a lavender plant

benjojo posted 15 Apr 2025 16:01 +0000

Hmm, Last night (Euro time) there was a huge flood of BGP updates into the internet, looking deeper it appears that CERNET3 went down and up for a moment.

This would normally be a non issue, the BGP table sees a steady stream of updates per second of people mostly doing the same thing (your average full routing table has about 10 changes per second). Except CERNET3 is a bit weird. It has 4096 IPv6 /32's, and ASNs... CERNET3 calls this "slicing", and I've never really figured out what benifit this gives them to export 4096 prefixes, let alone 4096 ASNs.

Anyway, whatever happened hit all of the "slices". Causing a huge flood of updates to flood around the internet.

Not necessarily fatal (though this did cause a noticeable CPU spike, the only reason I noticed it), it does feel like poor behavior here to design a network where this impact is this visible from the outside!

A graph showing a huge spike in updates

benjojo posted 11 Apr 2025 22:47 +0000

I suppose I am glad that stripe has me covered so when I start making sixteen figures ( quadrillion? ) worth of revenue in a month

a stripe tax invoice, that says Exchange Rates (derived from average rate for period) GBP / EUR 1.1952456206817272 EUR / GBP 0.8366481187604219

benjojo posted 11 Apr 2025 17:32 +0000

I bought this cheap ESP32 Dev board for something and IT'S SO TINY!!

tiny oled!!

A photo of my hand with a tiny development board on it the development board is no bigger than a USB a plug

benjojo posted 11 Apr 2025 15:32 +0000

ooooohhh

Dear [NL-IX] customers

While busy with another machine and needing to reboot it by accident
route server 1 (193.239.116.255, 2001:7f8:13::a503:4307:1) was rebooted.
We sincerely regret this and are sorry for the inconvenience. We will
investigate how to avoid this in the future.

--
With kind regards

Yeah I've been there, on the bright side it doesn't seem to have actually impacted any traffic on the IX, now excuse me while I go double check that I have molly-guard installed on all of my machines still.

benjojo posted 10 Apr 2025 14:40 +0000

I opened bluesky to post something for a event account (so the account doesn't follow anything) and wow, the default timeline is basically the inverted results of X/twitter.

As a friend put it, at least the arguments on fedi are mostly pointless, this is ikcy

A screenshot of bluesky showing two posts, one by "Blue Wave Surfer" that is a image that says "IF we deported MAGA men age 17 to 50 and replaced them with immigrants the violent crime rate would drop 70-80%, crimes against women and children would be almost zero" . the next post says "You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out,  you now have a partially burned house, great job"

benjojo posted 10 Apr 2025 13:54 +0000

Good afternoon to this fox who has decided to take a sunny nap in my neighbors garden bush (and the two magpies that seem to be his friend?)

a photo red fox coming in and out of a very green garden bush a photo red fox coming in and out of a very green garden bush a photo red fox coming in and out of a very green garden bush

benjojo posted 09 Apr 2025 21:16 +0000

I see we are at the point where we have meme ciders

A photo of a pump at a pub, the pump is made by asession ciders, the beverage name is called mess with the honk

benjojo posted 09 Apr 2025 10:04 +0000

Remembering back in the days where something would hit number one hacker news and then immediately start displaying the Google app engine free limit exhausted page.

Well everything that is old is new again, and we're back to the same thing

A screenshot of a cloudflare workers rate limit exceeded page

benjojo posted 05 Apr 2025 22:26 +0000

I knew I didnt need to buy angled LC cables, just sronch them against the rack door for a week, and the hot isle and low humidity airflow will do the rest

4 Multimode LC fiber connectors coming out of a server that are bent in a left directly, but clearly not on purpose

benjojo posted 03 Apr 2025 09:34 +0000

Can the AI scrapers stop smashing find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk , Really quite annoying to not be able to look up stuff without trying to compete with some word blenders

benjojo posted 02 Apr 2025 13:28 +0000

Ah yes, It's the small things in life, like how home is where the windows wobble.

(because I don't have to worry about the power consumption impacts of having lots of GPU involvement when doing anything with a window)

benjojo posted 02 Apr 2025 10:40 +0000

I want off ops.lists.linx 's wild ride

I'm pretty sure this kinda shit should be in the "cia simple sabotage field manual"

A gmail screenshot, showing a large block of emails from DOSArrest with ticketing system style subjects

benjojo posted 01 Apr 2025 21:42 +0000

Missed posting this important geese photo sequence I got a few days back

A photo of a goose in the water, the first one is "normal", the second one looks like it's tilting it's head in confusion like a dog does

benjojo posted 01 Apr 2025 21:15 +0000

I tried taking some photos on the 300mm lens on a flight back home today, and man, I assume the subtle vibrations is the cause, but trying to make this work was nearly impossible when fully zoomed, I got a couple of good shots but nothing really that much

various photos of london from the sky various photos of london from the sky

benjojo posted 01 Apr 2025 20:19 +0000

Frankfurt was pretty from the sky this evening!

Photos of frankfurt city from high up, with a sunset so large shadows are being cast on the city by the tall buildings Photos of frankfurt city from high up, with a sunset so large shadows are being cast on the city by the tall buildings

benjojo posted 01 Apr 2025 09:15 +0000

After (successfully!) converting a single machine ceph to a multi machine ceph, I can confirm this is what any interaction with your ceph cluster and the ceph documentation feels like

A bomb defuseal, with snips, but all of the wires are blue

benjojo posted 31 Mar 2025 14:08 +0000

Aye, I think this x520 be cooked

Mar 31 15:07:58 x kernel: ixgbe 0000:81:00.0: Warning firmware error detected FWSM: 0x00002000

benjojo posted 31 Mar 2025 10:47 +0000

birb

(also I now understand why "sports auto focus" lenses are a premium product, so many photos, only 3 worked)

photos of blackbirds/crows/etc, one flying in the sky, two sitting on a tree branch, one on the ground photos of blackbirds/crows/etc, one flying in the sky, two sitting on a tree branch, one on the ground photos of blackbirds/crows/etc, one flying in the sky, two sitting on a tree branch, one on the ground

benjojo posted 30 Mar 2025 20:10 +0000

🎶Where did it come from, Where does it go? Where did approximately 10 tbit/s of traffic in Brazil go?🎶

A RRD graph showing traffic going to 0, the resuming at 8T, previously at 18T

benjojo posted 30 Mar 2025 11:26 +0000

At some point Gboard figured out that I have a wild card rule on my email and keeps making these funny email address suggestions

The android google keyboard, the text buffer says "because" the suggestions below say " Bevaus  Because  because ben  @benjojo.com"

benjojo posted 29 Mar 2025 11:31 +0000

Sorry, this is now a muskrat appreciation account

two close up photos of muskrats, (large water rodents), one being photgraphed by someone with a camrea, the other photo is of me taking a photo in 3rd person two close up photos of muskrats, (large water rodents), one being photgraphed by someone with a camrea, the other photo is of me taking a photo in 3rd person two close up photos of muskrats, (large water rodents), one being photgraphed by someone with a camrea, the other photo is of me taking a photo in 3rd person two close up photos of muskrats, (large water rodents), one being photgraphed by someone with a camrea, the other photo is of me taking a photo in 3rd person

benjojo posted 27 Mar 2025 19:00 +0000

Spring!

(Maybe not fake spring this time)

Photos of flowers, and a photo of two birds kissing Photos of flowers, and a photo of two birds kissing Photos of flowers, and a photo of two birds kissing

benjojo posted 25 Mar 2025 11:17 +0000

(Years ago)

Me: I will use a unique email address for let's encrypt "accounts" so I can see where stuff comes from

(Today)

Day 3, I now have at least 23 " Let's Encrypt Expiration Emails Update ", I do not know when they will stop

benjojo posted 24 Mar 2025 16:50 +0000

I can't be the only one who in debian-like distros, always installs the lib<blah>-dev package, just so I don't have to figure out what mystery extension goes on the end of things

benjojo posted 24 Mar 2025 12:22 +0000

FS dot com becoming the thing they set to destroy, by now charging $440 for a single 100G-LR4 optic.

Given that FlexOptix's 100G-LR4's are 420 EUR, you may as well go for the friendly Germans (rather than FS, if Flex lets you buy from them etc)

Other CN vendors are available, "QSFPTEK" is charging $290 for a 100G-LR4 (plus some reasonably small import tax)

benjojo posted 23 Mar 2025 23:51 +0000

Bend It Like Beckham, or bgp.tools in this case

(link(s) is up, so I guess I have gotten away with this)

A photo taken through a rack cage door, showing LC connectors in a NIC, the end of the optical cable (pink OM4 multimode) is bending against the rack door

benjojo posted 18 Mar 2025 18:01 +0000

It is really staggering how much UI/UX development has happened in the last 10~ years, remembering that in 2012 this is what a tweet (on iOS) looked like while a modern day interface is basically uncomparable in a hard to describe way!

a screenshot from an i phone in 2012, showing the old skeuomorphism style UI, the tweet has a island around it, the bottom buttons are "home connect discover me", and the tweetk says "i have the worst laptop. turns on and then it says it's hibernating? you're not a fucking badger mate" by Jack Winter

benjojo posted 18 Mar 2025 08:18 +0000

Why do I feel like this image is going to be one of those "summary of this period" types

A super micro linked in post, showing a tesla cyber truck, that has been painted in blue, with relatively poor super micro branding on it, advertising AI building blocks

benjojo posted 17 Mar 2025 14:34 +0000

There is something about German that just makes me smile (as a total non speaker), like the existance of "Großbritannien"

A photo of a package label, it says "To : Ben Cartwright-Cox {blur} Großbritannien"

benjojo posted 17 Mar 2025 14:09 +0000

It feels quite uncomfortable that cloudflare is somewhat openly admitting to analysing login credentials that are going through the reverse proxy, and providing aggregated stats on it (without explicit consent of the user it appears?)

Based on Cloudflare's observed traffic between September - November 2024, 41% of successful logins across websites protected by Cloudflare involve compromised passwords.

Don't get me wrong the results are actually pretty interesting, but I just cannot think of a ethical way of doing this, and it feels kind of jarring that they just "did that"

https://blog.cloudflare.com/password-reuse-rampant-half-user-logins-compromised/

benjojo posted 14 Mar 2025 13:36 +0000

Hey can I get a uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh, /18 with a extra /21 on top to go please?

The bgp.tools RIR transfer history, showing a /18 being transfered to SpaceX, and the next row is the same thing but with a /21

benjojo posted 14 Mar 2025 11:57 +0000

*old man voice* back in my webdev days, every website was just bootstrap2.css, now everything looks like this

the very generic bootstrap website looking experience it's that all the buttons are self describing what they are within the wider ecosystem

benjojo posted 14 Mar 2025 11:14 +0000

Well, to be honest the AI didn't do a very good job at removing the barriers

benjojo posted 13 Mar 2025 18:43 +0000

Sometimes I come across a linked in profile like this and then I know I'm probably going to get along with them just fine

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