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benjojo posted 19 Apr 2026 10:24 +0000

On a ocean facing fence full of love locks full of people's relationship commitments, somebody was just like "well this one's probably more of a combination lock job to be honest"

ocean facing fence with lots of brass key locks, except one red 3 digit combo lock

dee@social.treehouse.. replied 19 Apr 2026 10:25 +0000
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@benjojo TSA lock too... Like, anyone can break this relationship, I defer to authority

benjojo replied 19 Apr 2026 10:27 +0000
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@dee Just in case the TSA needs to inspect the relationship

dee@social.treehouse.. replied 19 Apr 2026 10:33 +0000
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@benjojo I mean, other three letter agencies already have that right.

Where's the consent meme when you need it 🤭

piggo@piggo.space replied 19 Apr 2026 10:26 +0000
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@benjojo this must be a huge pain to clean up from the handrail

benjojo replied 19 Apr 2026 10:27 +0000
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@piggo alternatively, a great place to go practice picking padlocks, as these are particularly good models by any measure

(But yes, putting love locks on things is generally shitty behaviour to do)

piggo@piggo.space replied 19 Apr 2026 10:29 +0000
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@benjojo now that's an idea. I wonder if you would get into trouble for doing that. It's, still, technically stealing the locks

ignaloidas@not.acu.l.. replied 19 Apr 2026 10:45 +0000
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@piggo@piggo.space @benjojo@benjojo.co.uk there's plenty of videos of people doing just that, so I assume no