Packaging on my box of green tea claims it has "all natural ingredients" Which needs me to wonder what a "all unnatural ingredients" tea would be like, like how far can science go? What would it even taste like?
benjojo
replied 26 Nov 2024 22:11 +0000
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Thinking of as a compelling tag line
"all natural ingredients, but all but the most unnatural processes"
benjojo
reposted 26 Nov 2024 22:31 +0000
original: mattgrayyes@chaos.social
pikesley@mastodon.me..
replied 26 Nov 2024 23:10 +0000
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jeff@noxon.cc
replied 26 Nov 2024 22:08 +0000
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ids1024@fosstodon.or..
replied 26 Nov 2024 22:23 +0000
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@benjojo Guaranteed to contain no more than A certain low ppm of compounds that are ever found in nature. All intentionally added ingredients are synthetic and not know to be produced outside laboratory conditions.
kaliranya@vtuber.hou..
replied 26 Nov 2024 22:29 +0000
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penguin42@mastodon.o..
replied 26 Nov 2024 22:51 +0000
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@benjojo The HHGttG says a Nutrimatics machine makes a liquid which is 'amost but not quite entirely unlike tea'
flamingspork@tacobel..
replied 26 Nov 2024 23:11 +0000
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@benjojo joke answer: science has already done this and the all unnatural ingredients beverage is called mountain dew baja blast
inverse@chaos.social
replied 27 Nov 2024 01:53 +0000
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bencc@morehammer.uk
replied 27 Nov 2024 01:59 +0000
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@benjojo I am reminded of that advert for a cleaning product featuring Brian Blessed being very excited about it containing “A PLANT BASED INGREDIENT”. Ok, just the one?
flangey@chaos.social
replied 27 Nov 2024 08:55 +0000
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