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benjojo posted 07 Nov 2024 09:10 +0000

Ah, the age old, delivery company site says " We’ll be with you in approximately 15 minutes "

Does that mean that I can take a very quick shower? Does delivery guy somehow know that the moment I get wet is the perfect time to call the door?

@benjojo extra points if they wait until you're fully shampoo'ed.

@mdione that's only reserved for boiler failure incidents!

@benjojo Shroedinger's delivery driver knows that until he knocks, the recipient is both in and not in the shower.

@benjojo I think DHL has a way of knowing when I've joined a video meeting to buzz my door.

@benjojo They're trained to strike at the first whiff of soap or toilet roll.