@benjojo having a cat as an SSH key seems rather inconvenient

@benjojo @erincandescent more defense than a yubikey then

@benjojo@benjojo.co.uk @erincandescent@akko.erincandescent.net gives a different meaning to cat ~/.ssh/id_ed25519

@benjojo Finally I’ll be allowed to bring my cat to work.

“Sorry, boss. I can’t SSH without him.”

@benjojo Finally, a business reason to always have a cat on your desk.

@benjojo brings a whole new meaning to fido authentication

@benjojo Reasons for not working, cat can't be found.

@benjojo Now the key question is, can you play Doom... on a dog?

@miki @benjojo If the implanted card had a touchscreen, I imagine the dog would be thinking, "Hey, quit petting that thing you stuck inside me, and pet *me*."

@benjojo Wait until you/your cat/dog/... leaks private keys...

@benjojo "my private key ate my homework."

@benjojo I have a co-worker who did (something like?) this! You can feel the little pill-shaped implant in their hand, it's super weird/cool.

@cxberger @benjojo yeah it's neat, mine is just a simple NFC tag but it glows when you scan it

@benjojo@benjojo.co.uk damn slow website... but cool stuff on it

@benjojo 3 billion humans about to run Java

@benjojo oh hey i have an implant from them, the xmagic

@benjojo@benjojo.co.uk java runs on three billion people

@mia @benjojo i can finally have duke be part of me