@benjojo Unreal!

@benjojo damn i thought the minecraft thing was only ever done by terminally online leftists who the just laugh about during coffee breaks because all the talk about guillotining people is obviously just to cover how they have nervous breakdowns asking the mcdonalds guy not to put pickles in their burger

(i'm just projecting my own neuroses here in minecraft)

@benjojo lmao what

@benjojo they're on to us! lmaoooo

@june @benjojo

so, I've, uh, heard it through the grapevine that some people are taking great comfort in the possibility they have yet to crack "asking for a friend"

@benjojo I do love the idea that some FBI agent doesn't how automated content moderation works and genuinely believes that people think that "in Minecraft" is some cunning trick to conceal their activities from the police

@benjojo "conceal" is perhaps overly credulous lol

@benjojo Just swap to Roblox.

@benjojo we're all screwed. The government knows what's going on now